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When Demotivational Poster


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions

WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.

TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by caveman

house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha


TAGS: when pigs fly
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:25 pm
Pigs CAN fly, it's just the landing that they haven't licked yet :D
WTFO - June 10, 2013, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the high praise.
MrStupidGir - June 9, 2013, 3:55 pm
that one made my day :)
WTFO - June 6, 2013, 2:53 am
Agreed, but in the AF, we say the F-4 Phantom was a brick, not a pig.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 2:11 am
The F-4 proved that.

WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "

TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.

TAGS: scary once you see it when you see it **** bricks ****
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Justin

kiabaman4258 - October 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
it is false that your hair continues to grow when you die....what really happens is your skin contracts and the hair pushes through
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
Sean, don't you ever watch The Learning Channel? Even after you die, your hair, nails and head keep growing. (But the phone calls ***er off)
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:49 am
I know, eh? For a child ghost, she's got a very big head. Extra spooky.
RandomApe - June 14, 2009, 2:41 am
For some very odd reason, that is one of the creepiest ph**os I have ever seen
hmm - May 13, 2009, 4:43 pm
looks like a hawt ghost lol i'd hit it
LT - February 26, 2009, 11:49 am
theres a ghost on the 4th swing if yo look you will see the face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:19 am
That's because like all the ****bricker mindf*** posters, it is inconsequential bull**** that is too hard to see for whatever the intended effect is.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 28, 2008, 10:42 am
I actually can't see what it is... I see a shape near the swinging swing but I can't make out what it is.
Emily - October 28, 2008, 4:16 am
What the hell is that?? Ferragho I can see the Kool-Aid man too!
Ferragho - August 29, 2008, 7:33 pm
All I see is the Kool-Aid man hiding near a post.
Limeman - August 17, 2008, 1:32 pm
What can I use these bricks for now?
Chris - July 30, 2008, 5:59 pm
Someone needs to quit taking ph**ographs in the Silent Hill playground...
BoB - July 16, 2008, 3:47 pm
plz let that be rly good ph**oshop...
InkFox - July 11, 2008, 5:33 pm
the swing that's moving, look closely
Fatuitous - July 9, 2008, 3:41 pm
I need help... I am missing it.
Ahnuld - June 14, 2008, 9:52 am
d*** baby predators...
That dude - June 13, 2008, 7:45 pm
seen not even freaked out. no bricks shat at all maybe a yawn made but no bricks shat
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 4:49 am
Ah, finally one that is worthy. Didn't **** bricks, but definitely creeped out right now.
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 9:11 pm
Saw it. No bricks shat.


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!

PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.

TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


TAGS: when life gives you lemons
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:13 am
If the brewery recommends doing that, don't buy that brand again. Go get something good.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:12 am
The only reason to squeeze citrus into beer is for the oil. It lays on top and stops the yeasty smell of poorly brewed beer.
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:48 pm
This violates man law #7: No fruit in beer.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:23 am
limes work much better

911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? - Caller: My husband can't find the remote control to the TV and he just... Operator: Calm down, what brand was it?

105,426 -

TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS - Use minigun.

TAGS: when all else fails minigun fallout 3 mods mod mini gun
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Feltorn

Pj3r - June 14, 2012, 3:54 pm
Too bad my bloody Win7 64-bit wont run the game, or else I'd have to go kill those poor little mole-ratties again. With the Reservist's Rifle of course....
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
How about a trusty Railway Rifle? Whoo-Whooooo
Random Guy - May 30, 2009, 9:42 pm
Im pretty sure the Fat Man will never fail...
HtD - April 5, 2009, 7:24 pm
Dart Gun + Bottlecap Mine = LOL
Mr. Shiny - April 5, 2009, 6:35 pm
death claw gauntlet for me.
Elder God Douchebag - February 9, 2009, 10:08 am
Personally the Gatling Laser's for pussies. Real men stick a knife in something until it dies.
CraigR - February 9, 2009, 9:27 am
personally i'd go with the Gatling Lazer
Khatmonsuk - January 20, 2009, 12:32 pm
God I love Fallout 3.


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail



TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by rerun

EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


TAGS: pzy watch when you fall
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 9:52 pm
Hey y'all, watch thi5!
Greeny - May 8, 2011, 9:19 pm


TAGS: abstinence it s not really a choice when you have no offers ***
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.

BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates

TAGS: september challenge trucks when prime was a little pickup
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm

next she will be showing the one with him n**e on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?

Simple Beliefs -

TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am
Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!

OH YA!!! -

TAGS: remember when your first
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 7:42 pm
Thanks RL, It's good to be back
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:23 pm

awe5ome. love the style bone.
BoneCD - August 3, 2011, 8:18 pm
Hope you were able to clean it up....lmao
champ99 - August 3, 2011, 2:53 pm
Crap,,,I 5pit coffee on my monitor.


TAGS: when you least expect it
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Tarapin - April 14, 2011, 8:36 pm
We're especially thankful when milk comes out your nose. Nothing funnier than seeing this happen to someone.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 7:31 pm


WHEN THE GIANT MONSTER APOCALYPSE COMES - We are gonna be sorry we didn't pay attention to this plea!

TAGS: when the giant monster apocalypse comes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:03 pm
Great one. 5L


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


TAGS: except when the wind blows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Seriously, and we think that we have it bad... Nice one Lgvernon!
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:08 pm

Humor always seems to come on the darkest nights.
GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:50 am
Oh, Geez, Linda, a**uming humor applied here, I too have taken some (OK, all) of the group of dust bowl pics and went to the depths of dark humor with ‘em….now I may have the courage to post them….yeah, right. 5Ls to ya
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 7:56 am
Sad Picture !


TAGS: july calendar hate it when
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

7053 - July 14, 2011, 10:12 pm
Hide in the toilet,then.
Dill - July 9, 2011, 4:24 am
maybe I'm way off but I thought of hida nd go seek when I saw this and really thought it was funny :D
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:28 pm
"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing while standing in a puddle of your own urine." Churchill (though probably not the one you think)
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:23 pm
Suddenly, thanks to this poster, I mush confront the fact that I have no class.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:31 pm
stupid site beep out P E D O
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:30 pm
p*** bear



TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!

CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~

TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.

DEATH - If you're stupid enough to go inside there, you deserve to die

TAGS: blair witch haunted death die halloween house woods lost when you see it
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy

Squeezie - December 9, 2008, 4:34 pm
top right window........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 10:56 am
One of my fave episodes!! Oh, the crazy schemes Slappy devised to get that ice cream back, only to find that it had melted!!
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 9:05 am
MWLF, remember that episode where Slappy had his ice cream taken away by Officer McGillicuddy? That was classic BWP!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 2:27 am
Sure there was. The characters were June, Brent, Slappy, Porkpie Mcb***ercorn, Blair, Johnny Stickbundle, Little Nell, the Scarecrow, Chad Darlington of Montgomery Hills, and Sergei. My favorite scene was the pie eating contest!
me - November 5, 2008, 11:07 pm
um, there is no one named "brent" in BWP
Charles - November 5, 2008, 7:11 pm
Ok, I see it. Had to zoom in to see Brent from PvP lol. I thought BWP was pretty good, certainly diff from movies I'd seen before. One off, though.
Sean - November 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
Next time you do, tell him Sean says "Hi". Bye.
Porcelina - November 4, 2008, 6:00 pm
Ohh.. I haven't seen Monty Python in a longggg time
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:58 pm
Yeah Porcelina, it's bit of a riff on the opening credits of The Holy Grail: "A moose once bit my sister."
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:56 pm
... upper window, above the door.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 5:53 pm
*sn***xx* Huh? What? I was snoring at the big revelation. A face. That's all? I thought for sure there'd be a woman peeing on an electric chair with her tongue stuck out, committing vote fraud.
porcelina - November 4, 2008, 5:51 pm
it only killed her once, sean?
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:43 pm
and two kinda longish eyes peeking out of the top window ... and then there's the 706 ninjas, a**uming I counted correctly ....
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:39 pm
top window on the right? face.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 5:21 pm
Hasn't anyone seen it yet?? When you see it...
Sean - November 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
My God, Da5id's right ... and a draft once killed my sister.
Da5id - November 4, 2008, 2:54 pm
Clearly this house has no windows installed... you might catch a cold.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 2:36 am
Ahhhh, the horror!! Seriously, the witches around here spend more time primping their hats. We have a Blair Witch, but she's the Blair from Facts Of Life Witch.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 12:53 am
MWLF, don't be surprised if you find 3 piles of rocks outside your house tomorrow...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
Electric Chair Guy, stand in the corner!!!!!
Sean - November 3, 2008, 5:10 pm
A 3.6 rating after 48 votes, for a poster that no one has said anything nice about ... nothing fishy here.
Sancho Panza - November 3, 2008, 3:42 pm
This poster blows chunks. Who cares about a house?
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 3:19 pm
Et tu MWLF?
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 3:05 pm
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen you be mean to someone... that made me giggle xD
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 3:03 pm
And you'll make a poster of someone ****ting said bricks and you'll vote for it ten thousand times, while the rest of us ignore you.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:14 pm
By the way you guys, --when you see it you will **** bricks.......
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:13 pm
Christ look at all these comments.. what have i started...
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
Which would be you and..Well, just you.
Daniel Myrick - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
No, it sucked. I directed it. No one should like it
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 1:21 pm
Ok I think we have heard enough from the haters, I get it, you hate it, now stfu already. lets hear from the people that liked the movie now
Kung-Fu Devil - November 3, 2008, 12:46 pm
That film sucked. It was boring, uneventful and not even slightly scary. I've seen scarier stuff on Spongebob.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:34 pm
Remember: The most frightening things are those we cannot see.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:29 pm
This was never a "horror" movie. Horror movies are all about violence and messy gore. This movie is about suspense, creepiness, and just enough mystery that you must fill in the gaps with you're imagination. Creative people like this movie.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:16 am
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 10:13 am
Hey you stupid kids! Get off my lawn!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:09 am
No, I don't like it because I go to see a horror movie to get frightened... or even startled
dgbt - November 3, 2008, 9:36 am
i liked blair witch project. no other movie has even come close to the realism this movie has. people dont like it because u couldnt see the scary monster slaughter people.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 5:26 am
Ive watched this movie like 20 times. It has an atmosphere and a style that just clicks with me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:31 am
-sticks like in the film after the first guy disappeared, and shoved a tissue inside it, that was reddened with a red sharpie. He shouted when he saw it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:29 am
I kind of liked it. Like I said, it got me at the end. It's just not the kind of movie where you can watch it over and over. Once you see it, the secret is undone. True story: saw it with some co-workers, and the next day, we put together a bundle of
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:48 pm
I just looked at a youtube video of exmortis, you're right it has a ph**o of this house at the beginning, but the interiors are somewhere else
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:36 pm
I'm talking about a movie, not a video game
Drenix - November 2, 2008, 6:34 pm
Well, at least the 1st game kinda scared a little, too bad the aiming sucks... EC Guy, have you played Exmortis? -nothing to do with BWP but it has the house at the beggining-
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 4:04 pm
man, so many haters. Is there not one person here who likes blair witch project?
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 12:46 pm
It's a movie that manages to turn up the suck every time you watch it.
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 11:47 am
It's hard to grasp that concept when you don't want to watch it once, even.
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 11:17 am
Its a movie you appreciate more the more you watch it
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 11:12 am
No, that 'wtf' at the end left me with a sense of 'I want my godd*** money back, this movie SUCKED.'
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 8:41 am
Leaving you at the end with the "wtf" leaves you with a sense of mystery, and that ignites the imagination.
The one's whos sucking the EC Guy's ass 'cos says otherwise - November 2, 2008, 8:19 am
That movie's no a clasic and it sucks. Had its moments but, being honest in the end I just wondered wtf?.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 11:37 pm
Blair witch 2 sucked balls, ill give you that
Charles - November 1, 2008, 8:12 pm
Blair Witch Project 2.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 3:14 pm
To you, yes, To me it is a classic that can never be done again
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:00 pm
The move still sucked ****.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:30 pm
I should be a diplomat, I put arguments to rest.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:24 pm
Yeah, I see your point. Still not my cup of tea, though.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
When you watch a movie that only has a little bit of action, that action feels way more intense
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
Thats what made the movie so appealing to me, the feeling that it was real. The more action you have, the less potent the action is. When you watch an action movie, its no big deal seeing action
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:06 pm
It would be better if they didn't argue so much and there was more action
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:03 pm
I like it because I like it, it has nothing to do with it going in a different direction. The movie just clicks with me, and I feel sorry for you that it didn't do the same
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:41 am
If you like it just because it went in a different direction, I feel sorry for you. Just because it went outside the box doesn't mean it's good. Emo, being a prime example. Now, Cloverfield did good... this failed
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 10:00 am
by the way, when you see it, you'll **** bricks...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:24 am
I saw it at a preview screening just before it got official release, and most of the movie didn't wow me, but the last sh** of that guy standing in the corner creeped me out bigtime. Of course, I'm not a horror movie fanatic, so I have a big wimp factor.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 8:17 am
If you can not appreciate the rawness and realism of that movie, I feel sorry for you
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:54 am
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:43 am
That movie was awesome and classic, anyone who says otherwise can suck my a**
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:53 pm
That movie sucked so much balls. I wound up cooking dinner and dessert so I would have an excuse not to watch that stupid movie with my boyfriend
Electric Chair Guy - October 31, 2008, 10:37 pm
Trivia note for you movie fans: Thats the house from the ending of the blair witch project


TAGS: when i was a kid
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Sean - May 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
This is great. Abd the volume in my head really did rise at the end. Excellent.
rudeboy308 - May 17, 2011, 7:29 pm
If the volume doesn't do it, the pyro will. Also, your guts have to vibrate with the bass up loud.



TAGS: when things go wrong blame
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
Firestarter - I knew she was real all along

SOLITUDE - I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude. The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere.


TAGS: this must be how luke felt when he found out about leia
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
Love it Haar.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
And instead of being virgins, they took them and had their way with them.


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
Very nice 5150.


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!

IT'S OVER! - Lenin makes the winning shot at the last second!

SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"

TAGS: why buy it when we can both enjoy your workout
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

aesop the second - January 2, 2010, 1:20 am
you sir, are the king of motifake.
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Plus when your workout is finished, it sprays a cooling spray in your face.

relief -

TAGS: when humans leave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:35 am
They look like little Wookies.

enough is enough -

TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls


TAGS: when less is actually less
Rating: 4.77/5

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robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:04 am
Acute: meaning sharp or severe actually: meaning like really, man! Acutally: like totally, dude! I like it when a typo make sense, even if just to my wierd brain. 5L
maoworks2 - July 2, 2012, 10:44 pm
Thanks LG, For The Call Back.
lgvernon - July 2, 2012, 7:33 pm

Thanks, Mao!~~Haven't been around much, lately. Busy, busy here. Cheers~~LG
maoworks2 - July 2, 2012, 7:32 am
Good one, That Looks Like The Box I Slept In Last Week.

Mon Dieu -

TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered

TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 b****in' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am

HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...

TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.

SINNERS - Some just don't get it

WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...you've got a vivid imagination There is nothing there!

TAGS: when you see it imagination ocean rnr
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by RnR

leeebling - June 17, 2009, 9:26 am
Huh nothing aye, i swear i could see the sea and a large cloud formation.
TTD - June 17, 2009, 9:20 am
Ninja-Ship 12-o-clock! How come nobody else notices it?
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:42 pm
I sea it!


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


TAGS: i was walking along my path paved with good intentions when
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:51 pm
I was scheduled to work at hell's receiving dock... really, that's where the good stuff will be... anything to get out of hell, you know? But, apparently the moderator position has raised some eyebrows in Human Resources, and I'm now doing employee review
R.S.Jake - April 19, 2010, 6:23 pm
Love it! On a similar note, I am starting a Hand-Made Hand-Basket shop in Helena Montana. The name of the shop? You guessed it..."Helena Hand-Baskets". Our slogan..."When you're in Montana, go to Helena Hand-Basket!"

AIRMAN - He doesn't take it too well when one of his posters is rejected

TAGS: airman he doesn t take it too well when one of his posters is rejected
Rating: 4.24/5

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thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 4:03 pm
LoL @ comments. Lions all around! (I just almost typed, "Loins all around!" :P I'm so glad I caught that error.)
fred - March 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's so beautiful! :P
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:46 am
No Problems Airman...I didn't speak with TOC, but I have been subject to her rejection...( which leaves me heart-broken ).
Airman - March 8, 2010, 4:41 pm
what? did you talk to TOC? thanks Musty
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:21 pm
Can't you see? It was a test to see if phantoms could pass through walls.


TAGS: she broke his heart when she turned out to be a russian spy named laika
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:10 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:46 pm
Yes, it is a sad tail of youthful hi-jinks, puppy love and espionage. And it's full of peril. Lots and lots of sweaty all night peril. Thanks Trash. 5Ls.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 12:49 pm
great tribute. 5l"s

LOGOS - Sooooooooo overrated!

THAT SCARY PLACE - Doesn't seem too scary when it's your home. Yeah that's right you are going to die.

Obsession -

Peace -

TAGS: why when where how hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am
Thanks greeny :D And you know me rerun, my muse visits me randomly, and hits quiet hard when she does. It's kinda like the period of a woman with severe hormonal problems.
Greeny - March 21, 2014, 8:49 pm
rerun - March 21, 2014, 5:37 pm

Excellent as usual, missed you posting.

Life's Poker -

Better Silent & Thought a Fool -


TAGS: the ramblings of rerun this is what happens when you don t sleep
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:07 pm
The moral of the story: Don't ride a slow motorcycle to China.


TAGS: best when fried
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - November 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Thank you, Mao
maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 6:07 pm
Woof 5L


TAGS: its not how but when
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:39 am
Just like wine; 5L + faved
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:53 am
Good One GaryO 5 Old But Better L .
GaryO - November 11, 2012, 7:39 am
Thank you, Mr ug
ughomer - November 11, 2012, 3:48 am
5L for this!

SUCCESS - When you can't remember those who came with a warm smile... to give you whatever little they had... You've made it real big in life...



TAGS: back when it was funny
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
What is I think my square is broken? I'll take alcoholic to block for $800. What is 5L?
rerun - August 6, 2010, 8:02 pm

woot, always wanted to be the center square
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:37 pm
and on a 2nd note: I don'r have to remember who I was with the next day! Which, by the way, helps in the denial, denial, denial.
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:35 pm
Hell, I drink just to get in the mood....LMFAO Airman...that's five drunk Poodles!!!
Chompers - August 6, 2010, 6:53 pm
They're all invited.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:52 pm
Woot Woot! You think we can persuade a mod to pic up the regs in Mr. M's private jet? I hope so...
Chompers - August 6, 2010, 6:49 pm
My house, everyone to atlanta
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:48 pm
Where is the buffet?
Chompers - August 6, 2010, 6:47 pm
cool, beer and bacon for everyone :)
Airman - August 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
no chomp.. just havin fun on a Friday afternoon
Chompers - August 6, 2010, 6:33 pm
I'm not that annoying, am I?
Anonymous2 - August 6, 2010, 6:33 pm
Sean, the obvious answer was to buy him some electric underpants...
Sean - August 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
*mutters to self (or so he thinks)* Stoopid Cubby! Always stealin' my limelight. And he knows nothing about parenting ... hey! Is my mike still on? We went to commercials! d*** you Alex Trebek. What? Yeah I know, but Trebek's such a jerk too.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:11 pm
ROR! 5L, nice work Airman.


Those Tasmanians sure know their Cider -

TAGS: best when h**
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GaryO

MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:53 am
Sorry for any confusion from my previous comment Mr.Gary. I meant the older fart in the picture...teehee!
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:50 am
Pretty sure he couldn't rise to the occasion without one.
OSA - August 27, 2014, 1:24 am
It's not a bad drop after you've wandered around Salamanca for a couple of hours on Saturday. http://www.***kenscider.com.au/
GaryO - August 26, 2014, 7:09 pm
Sorry mao. Compulsion is a sometimes terrible affliction. Didn’t know how this’d be taken; low votes because it’s so puerile, or a head scratcher upon a casual glance due the intentionally skewed verbiage….c'est la vie.
maoworks2 - August 26, 2014, 6:04 pm
No Comment .


TAGS: get a top 10 poster when cubby is on vacation he is a tough competitor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by rerun

Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:11 pm
We go to Maui like everybody else.
Mr. Shiny - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
lol pretty much true. 5
Derek - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Where do Hawaiians go for their vacations?
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:29 pm
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:18 pm
HA! Very well played.


TAGS: fox hunting fun when inebriated
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

ICEMAN - August 14, 2010, 2:22 am
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:16 pm
Executed perfectly.
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 6:43 pm



TAGS: just as the happiest day in a boat owners life is when he sells his first boat the happiest time in any man s life is just after the first divorce
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:57 am

soooooo true. 5 smiley faces for you dude!


TAGS: famous art challenge ok i had nothin he was famous when i grew up ice
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:22 am
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:06 pm
Nice twist =)


TAGS: tasty when extra crispy
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bovee - June 15, 2010, 7:51 pm
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 3:08 pm
f*** YEA! Bad a$$ poster Grey!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 2:10 pm
Yeah, but sometimes you gotta tenderize em first. They're chewy.


TAGS: i cry uncontrollably whenever i watch cocoon
Rating: 4.44/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:32 pm
Or you could get a lot of helium, lots of balloons and rope, and float your house to Victoria Falls. I mean, it's up to you...


TAGS: pool pee moment when worse
Rating: 4.43/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2013, 9:31 pm
No pun intended of course ;)
Silverheart - January 5, 2013, 7:37 pm
Holy crap. I msipleld 'ratio' on this on. Oops.



TAGS: when the same topic is started for the umpeenth time floor it right
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 4:37 am
And if you would have happened to enter my scope's crosshairs with a nice rack, I probably would have popped you with a 130gr boat tail traveling at 2700 fps.
MisterJJ - April 17, 2010, 4:14 am
Wow Iceman... How romantic.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 1:21 am
I know this place. I took my first deer near there.
Cubbybear - April 16, 2010, 11:16 pm
Sometimes it goes down the middle and right into a dead end...5/5
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:07 pm
rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:05 pm

instant win


TAGS: its just what men are capable of when not watching p***
Rating: 4.33/5

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motifayk - January 28, 2013, 5:14 am
Exactly my point. He just held back enough to be the most valuable virgin and did not auction virginity, although as a guy he won't get much :-D. But quite recently he said that he has never had a Girlfriend.
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:11 pm
With that kinda money, I doubt he's still a virgin... 5Ls

WHEN I PLAY DOCTOR - I play to win

TAGS: it hurts when i do that dont do that
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Airman

Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:23 am
You should play mortician with that one.



JANUARY 12, 2010 -

TAGS: where were you when you hear she had a thorn
Rating: 4.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:14 am
hehehehehehehehehehe. Oh the humanity!
Skarrde - January 12, 2010, 11:23 pm
*putting glue in his ear* metal scarssss
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Been there...done that...wrote a poem.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
It might... but tears clean the soul, too. Try those.
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Would bleach work?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:12 pm
It's the follow-up to http://www.motifake.com/october-30-2009-sorry-about-the-extremely-loooooong-longfake-demotivational-poster-76128.html
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
Not enough peroxide in the house, Bart? LOL!
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Aggy, you evil suchandsuch...5L
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:07 pm
I'm slow ;_;' don't understand. FUUUU
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
**** happens on the inter webz!


Warning -

IMAGE REJECTED - A wise man once said to me: "We can reject as many as you can make"


TAGS: its intimidating when or if it heals
Rating: 3.68/5

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corbett06 - August 4, 2010, 11:05 pm
im glad im not the only one to have seen the show...its pretty good
temp - October 8, 2009, 9:36 pm
That is an awesome show! She's doable with the scars (healed up of course) and without.


TAGS: and when the barrel is empty we will surely shead a tear so hats off to beer my boys
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MO - August 29, 2009, 5:20 pm
Mmmmm that's some good beer, mmmmmm that's some good beer!!! ..... you know the rest! 5 tall dark and frothys.

WHEN YOU'RE A JET, YOU'RE A JET - All the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day.

MY SON WILL BE SOOOOOO SURPRISED! - When he wakes up and sees how I redecorated his room!


ANOTHER REASON - Waffles are so incredible? Even THEY hate Rosie O'Donnell.

TAGS: september challenge when waffles attack
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:05 am
I told the b**** to get in the kitchen and make me some waffles... Must a man do everything around here?


TAGS: when the night has come and the land is dark
Rating: 3.29/5

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dave - May 26, 2009, 11:29 am
Canuck - May 24, 2009, 3:15 am
7 cents Vern?
moooooooooooooo - May 23, 2009, 11:53 pm
5 Lions for the stand by me tag alone

HOW I FEEL - when motifakes reject my pictures

TAGS: when motifakes reject my pictures
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 9:14 pm
But you're mellow yellow today :})


TAGS: remember when french arm pits bill clinton thanks mr ftachaser357
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 12:29 am
I love it!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
NENA! 99 LUFTBALLOONS! Original video. I was never the same again. Thank God.


TAGS: don t think it hurts me when you do that
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - March 4, 2009, 6:17 pm
Hey, thanks Mark. And who said anything about the p-word? Bye.
Mark - March 3, 2009, 8:43 pm
Sean - Plagiarized or not, it describes my life. This will soon bepart of my screen saver collection.
Sean - March 3, 2009, 8:19 pm
I may have come a little close to plagiarizing despair.com on this one, but the bulb is a cliche linked to inspiration, anyway. Just thought I'd pipe up 'bout that. Bye -- no one in particular.

WHIPLASH - I will give you five minutes to quit whipping me you dirty man you.

TAGS: when a problem comes along you must whip it
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:21 pm
Great poster, yes.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
that home schooling poster cuts him a break this time
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:19 pm
Who? Deadraisin?
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:17 pm
I havent seen this yet, but why don't they just shoot him?